Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Basic Meatloaf
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
Holiday Eating Tips
1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.
2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. It's rare. You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-alcoholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas!
3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.
4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission.
5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat other people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello?
6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's. You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog.
7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourself near them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the center of attention. They're like a beautiful pair of shoes. If you leave them behind, you're never going to see them again.
8. Same for pies. Apple. Pumpkin. Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or if you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labor Day?
9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with the mandatory, celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have some standards.
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, glass of wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, "WOO HOO, what a ride!"
Monday, December 8, 2008
Roasted Asparagus
Break the ends off the asparagus, You only want the tender taste part of this veggie. Gently take each end of the asparagus and bend it until it...
...snaps in half. Toss the stem or us it to make a cream of asparagus soup and keep the tender top half of the asparagus. Pile the asparagus in the center of a baking sheet season with salt, black pepper, 2 scallions thinly sliced, 4 cloves of garlic smashed. Toss the asparagus and seasonings with your hands and drizzle with extra virgin olive oil making sure to coat each spear.
Spread the asparagus in an even layer on the baking sheet and bake in a 375 degree oven for 15 to 20 minutes. You'll discover a whole new asparagus taste sensation.
Friday, December 5, 2008
Buttermilk Pralines

1 cup buttermilk
2 cups sugar
Large pinch salt
1 teaspoon baking soda
2 teaspoons vanilla
1/8 pound butter (1/2 stick, or 4 tablespoons)
2 cups pecans
Stir the buttermilk and sugar together plus soda and salt, and cook in deep pot, stirring all the time until mahogany brown in color. Add vanilla, butter and beat till almost thick. Add nuts and drop by spoonfuls on marble slab.
Thursday, December 4, 2008
Mirliton Casserole
Some Cajuns call them "alligator pears".
Scoop the "meat" from the mirliton and discard the shell or skin. Set meat aside.
In a large high-sided pot or skillet, heat 1 tablespoon of vegetable oil and saute 3 strips of smokey bacon chopped, 1 medium onion chopped, 2 stalks of celery chopped, 1/2 of a bell pepper chopped, 4 cloves of garlic minced. The bacon will render fat and the vegetables will render liquid - everything will saute nicely and will not dry out. Season with a little salt and black pepper. Be careful with the salt, the bacon is salty, the mirlitons were boiled in salty water and we will be using bread crumbs later.
Stir in the mirliton meat and break it up just a little, then add 1/2 lb. peeled 41-50 shrimp, 1/4 cup freshly chopped parsley and 4 sliced scallions. Stir to thoroughly blend. Once the shrimp have begun to turn pink, add 1/4 cup Italian bread crumbs and gently fold in to absorb the liquid. You may need to add more bread crumbs to obtain a cookie dough type consistency.
Pour into a buttered casserole dish.
Dust the top with Italian bread crumbs and dot with chips of butter. Bake at 350 degrees for 25 to 30 minutes, until top is golden brown.
This is beautiful and scrumptious dish to add to any holiday table. To be honest, my brother John would eat this straight out of the refrigerator, cold, the next morning for breakfast.
This is the stuff every cajun's vegetable dreams are made of.
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Creole Oyster Soup
Add onion, celery, bell pepper, garlic and andouille and saute for about 5 minutes until vegetables are wilted.
Sprinkle in flour and stir constantly with a wire wish to make a light roux.
Add oyster liquid and heavy whipping cream, stirring to incorporate and bring to a low boil. Reduce heat and simmer until cream has slightly reduced and has a soup consistency. Add oysters, green onions and parsley. Season with salt, cayenne and hot sauce to taste.
Ladle into soup bowls and serve with a pat of butter on top.
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
Gooey Butter Cookies
I made a batch and they were gone in minutes, I was lucky to get two pictures of them. This was a hit with the homegirlz. In fact it's been a hit with the whole subdivision!
Try these cookies, you will be addicted!
1 8oz. pkg. cream cheese
1/2 c. butter, softened
1 egg
1/4 tsp. vanilla
1 yellow cake mix
1/2 c. powdered sugar
DIRECTIONS:
Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
In a medium bowl, cream together the cream cheese and butter. Stir in egg and vanilla. Add cake mix & stir until well blended.
Powder sugar your hands well. Roll into 1" or 2" balls and dust balls in powdered sugar.
